Thursday, September 18, 2014

I can make signs too, assholes

imageThe Katy, Texas, gun nut hut known as Tactical Firearms, who recently put out a sign suggesting beheading Obama’s family, is milking the living shit out of their fifteen minutes of famous stupidity on Facebook. Not one, not two, not three, not four, notfive, not six, not seven, not eight, not nine, but ten posts on their Facebook page (and one of those, #ten above, whining about how Facebook deleted their sign even though they didn’t, because they’re such victims of liberal conspiracies and stuff). It’s basically like they keep yelling, “HoooooWHEEEE!!! We’z on TV!!! Ya’ll lookit!!!” Yes, honey. We see it.

Fifteen minutes that they’d been using their sign to try to achieve for some time now, with shit like this delightful one about wanting Obama impeached rather than Perry indicted. (Sorry, but you still need a reason, like we have for indicting Perry).

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And then, of course, when a few people responded how that was bullshit, they of course pull the Rightwing act of their 1st Amendment rights being violated (waaaahhhh) even though they weren’t, and then played the act of being all fucking noble and shit about how we only have the 1st Amendment because people like them (and nobody else on earth apparently) fought and died for that amendment. So you know, praise guns and shit. And ignore that the 1st is about government demanding you not speak rather than people sick of your shit and exercising their 1st Amendment rights to call you on your bullshit:

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It should be mentioned that, like Dick Dynasty, they’re just trying to drum up publicity for their “reality show” that they were offered. Because you know, hate sells. Hate sells bigtime. It should also be mentioned that they expect liberals heads to explode because they brilliantly used the original term, “libtard.”

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Which is even funnier because after that, it turns out liberals are the notorious name-callers apparently:

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Oh and, don’t forget, the mandatory Obama-plays-golf joke that the Right keeps making but has NO room to make whatsoever:

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And of course, 9/11 isn’t as bad as Benghazi since it didn’t happen under the black guy, I guess.

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Not that they would know since the news that tells them what they want to hear, didn’t tell them jack shit about there being no wrongdoing found in the Benghazi investigation. Yeah. Typical rightwing assholes. And of course, what racism?

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Well folks, I can make signs too. And you know something… mine makes far more fucking sense. Because Obama’s not responsible for anybody being beheaded, but guns and crazy gun-fuckers areresponsible for the carelessness with which guns are killing people across this country. So……

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Yeah, you’ll get your show, I’m sure. But you know something, everyone will know you’re just rightwing whores selling your hate-fucking for money and fame, just like every other hate-fucker with a freakshow reality program on the air right now. That people only watch to laugh about.

Say hello to Mema for me. Oh, and try not to let your heads explode when you find out she likes Will & Grace. I’m sure that’ll probably make YOUR heads go ‘splodey. Let’s face it, you’re just Tactical Sign-spewers and nothing more. And your own followers keep calling you juvenile for doing nothing but saying bullshit signs. And that’s just delightful to me.

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