Friday, June 13, 2014

Delightful Conversation, and a Shooting Spree might get me Laid!

I know, I’ve been a bad blogger, not even touching this blog in… I don’t know how long. I know this must be disappointing to my readers. Both of you. Or something. I don’t know. But I come back to share the touching and wonderful conversation I just had on Twitter with a man who points out how liberals are ruining everything on the planet. We should apparently keep guns away from only liberals.

Enjoy!

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Along comes Will who gives us a link saying they were Obama supporters.
The link merely says this, where the father of the guy says:

Tod Miller said his son had supported President Barack Obama's election, then became disillusioned with what he considered "big government." In the conversation this spring, Miller said his son told him "when it happens make sure everybody knows that I am a patriot and a revolutionary and I fight for the Second Amendment, fighting against tyranny." Miller said his son became concerned the federal government would repeal the Second Amendment, and would approach police officers to ask them what they would do if they were ordered to confiscate weapons.

So clearly Jerad Miller was, by his father’s hearsay, an Obama supporter for five minutes. Then the story says he got caught up in the crazy-ass Tea Party fearmongering that the black guy will take yer gunz!!! so to link this as a liberal shooting… LOGICAL!!!

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Yeah… um… no…

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Actually Hitler relaxed gun laws, but…

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So in the end, not only have I planned a shooting murderous spree with a new friend, but I also may get laid from a hottie. All in a day’s work! Think I’m gonna go make another cup of coffee so my aim will be better.