Pope Pope poo Pope, banana fanna foo Fope...

So the retired pope is still going to live on the Vatican when the new pope is elected, which makes us wonder if we're going to brand them, New Pope and Pope Classic. 

And will this Pope be a virgin, or a Cherry Pope? 

Cuz I'm betting he'll be a total Pope Zero.

I think I'll start a rival religion and call mine the Popesi. The choice of a new holy generation. 

And if he truly works miracles, Popesi really will raise your ancestors from the dead!