Monday, February 25, 2013

Bird shit for the batshit crazy



Northeast Ohio man claims bird droppings show image of Christ. I call shenanigans. That's Elvis Presley if it's anybody. And I mean the fat, old, jump suit Elvis.

That's ok. I saw the virgin Mary in my toilet this morning. Rather than snapping a photo and sharing a turd online, I did what should be done.

I flushed it and went on with my life.