This fabulous controversy involves a barely paid waitress that a “Christian” stiffed on a tip, in true Pharisee-esque behavior:
Okay wait, let’s not even TALK about how Pharisee-esque a move this pastor’s bullshit was. Let’s talk about the shitty conclusion where her outrage got the waitress fired. Yeah, the waitress, who served Bell and deserves a tip gets fired, while the pastor, who is doing a SHITTY job of representing her Jebus, gets to keep her job where she gets paid in an offering plate to stand at a pulpit and pretend some imaginary man in the sky is speaking through her:
Let’s talk about how the waitress, who ISN’T in any way wrong for having shared this joke, is outclassing Bell by blaming herself for her action (which is blameless if you ask me). Meanwhile the preacher is acting like SUCH a fucking victim here that she has to pay the woman who waited on her fatass self. Let’s talk about how she not only dragged her into the fiasco, but then had her fired so that she suffers for her extremely unchristian behavior. Unlike Bell, the waitress makes shit in wages for actual hard work, so pay her for serving you!
But let’s do what we do here at Bible Studies, and use the bible against the thumpers. Remember, Christians aren’t supposed to blast their holy show behavior, which is what she did.
She didn’t go get the food and serve the servant as Jesus would do. No, she didn’t help at all, but burdened and then hurt the one who served her, like a true Pharisee:
So she doesn’t get to bitch that her behavior was blasted further than she intended, because:
So own up to your stupidity, you sanctimonious shitbag! Incidentally, you give “God” 10%? Or people give YOU 10% because they think they’re giving it to God when they do so? Yeah, I think you’re overpaid, sister.
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