Wednesday, March 13, 2013

The future for this god damned blog

Since this is the Bible Studies from an Asshole blog, I think it'd be a good idea if I make a crazy ass vow to do a study on the entire bible and not just bits and pieces. So I decided that, coming soon, I'm going to crack down and heckle the entire bible.

That's right... the entire fucking bible.

And yes, with lots of F bombs, of course, because what kind of respectable asshole could I be if I didn't say fuck a lot? That's right, not a very fucking good one.

When I was a southern baptist shithead I remember this little monthly pamphlet that they'd give me with a whole month's supply of biblical segments and what I was supposed to think about them; a publication known as Our Daily Bread. I think I'll do it similar to that. Maybe I'll call it Our Daily Headcheese or something along those lines. I'll do a reading out of the OT and NT every day for a year until the entire bible is covered, complete with my own red letter heckling comments just so you know why what you're reading is utter bullshit from dead people who don't fucking matter to your life anymore.

And I'll do it to groovy music that has a good rhythm so you can fap to it.

No. No I won't.

But you can still fap if you want to.

Anyway, I'll get this started soon as I have the technology that I really need to pull it off no matter where I am. I have an Android tablet, a computer at home, a phone that wouldn't be nearly as cool but still could do it, so I'll see what I can't configure. And then, we're on.

It's kinda like when that Julie person decided to cook all the recipes from Julia Child's cook book and then blog about it, but it's a lot more full of porn, violence and people who hear voices in their heads. Well, okay, a little bit more. And not nearly as much butter.

But still... fap away if you want to. I don't mind.