Wednesday, February 13, 2013

In the Beginning... this blog is just as crazy as you

Guess it's time to get this thing started with the original post. So here goes...

In the beginning, God created the heavens and earth and some other weird little squirmy things he called people. And those people then began pontificating on what God is like, but they forgot to ask God and wait for a direct answer. So they started writing books, and those books started arguments. People actually argued over silly ideas that had simply come into each others heads, as though any one idea had merit over another. Meanwhile, God still hasn't come to the earth to tell anybody who is right or wrong. Or that he, or she, or they, or it, or whatever, even exists in the first place.

Proving one thing: People be crazy. And with that, let me do some crazy myself, as I use this blog to laugh at biblical ideals, arguments, and so forth. Because it's just how I roll, bitch.