Saturday, June 29, 2013

Prayer Day? Go down on your knees for THIS instead!

Okay, so the inadvertant blowjob logo people wanna have a national day of prayer,  as we've covered. So then, if they can declare a national day, why can't we? And I don't want to just do something like Atheism Day which will be promptly ignored. I want something outrageous to them, but wonderful to me.

So I think we should have National Vagina Day, and then National Penis Day. And the way to celebrate is simple. On that day, crotchless pants and no underwear, as well as all the old pagan symbols used to represent those body parts and all their magical powers they were assumed to have.

Let's make this happen people. Let's make this happen!